Google Knows: The Top 10 Consumer Needs

What do consumers want? Well, there’s only one way to find out: Google it. In this, the first of our Google Knows series, we take a look at Consumer Needs.

Let’s start by assuming that marketers keep in touch with the ever-changing needs and desires of consumers. Let’s further assume that those tech-savvy marketers who know best how to monitor these needs and desires via web chatter will also fare better in the game of Search-Engine Optimization, particularly in the lucrative organic results. With these assumptions, we need only to Google the phrase “now with more” to see what the market has determined that we desire more of what we are currently getting. Shall we try it?

Based on this highly scientific methodology, here are the top 10 things that consumers want more of:

  1. Swearing
  2. Weed
  3. Clowns
  4. Summer
  5. Freedom
  6. Freedom
  7. Weed
  8. Flava
  9. Socialism
  10. Weed

The market has spoken. Swearing is the number one thing we want more of. But weed makes a good showing holding the #2, #7, and #10 positions.

Here are some Honorable mentions:

#14 – GIFs (making a comeback, yay!)
#15 – Resonance (so important in marketing)
#16 – Bending Technology (who couldn’t use more of this?)
#25 – Squicky Creatures (since we don’t think we’ve ever seen a squicky creature, presumably we could use more)
#26 – Better Science (which ironically this article could use more of)
#28 – You…


And on that note, Please let us know what YOU would like more of. Leave a comment or contact us.